Sad Craigslist Story: 2×1 Jeep & Mazda SUV – Double Your Trouble

Today’s Sad Craigslist story is a double-header. In this corner, what appears to be a 2008-2010 Mazda CX-7 with a blown head gasket. On the other corner, what looks like a Jeep Patriot or Commander with a transmission light that probably means the car’s transmission is about to die a horrible death.

Our seller wants to spare us the pain of the story. The ending is: these cars are now both on her possession, one came from the auction and it already looks very rusted in the rear door. The other one is a Jeep Patriot, notorious for boiling its CVTs to a very expensive death. Furthermore, we don’t know where it came from but also only has a ‘bill of sale’ (hint-hint). What we know is that this double header is asking a very ambitious $6,000. Want to double the problems on you life? Here you go.